Six Rules of Academics

Based on my experience in three business schools, I find that certain funny rules work in academics. I am sharing these rules here.

• Even if you extend the deadline of assignment submission by one month, students are going to submit the same assignment that they will submit otherwise.
• Students come to your office to get their doubts cleared, when you are either extremely busy or absent.
• B Com students never do well in accounting courses in an MBA program.
• A finance professor can never tell the difference between OB, HR, IR, PM, etc.
• More the number of students who tell you that they are enjoying your course, the lower the feedback you receive from the students.
• Two professors can never work in a group effectively.